These are probably the best things ever.
IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
I just hurt myself laughing
Jesus, you JESUS.
OH MY GOD
Happy Good Friday
Click here to watch Jason Jones and Aasif Mandvi discuss this segment in The Daily Show Correspondent Spotlight: Behind the Spotlight.
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
if youre in the market for 90s kid photos here are two of myself meeting some v important 90s icons. B)
Dang thats pretty cool. Thanks for submitting.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
I’m a lady with no impressive combative skills, but I would be happy to discuss the many reasons why violence is NOT the solution to your issues or opinions.
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
Except for people who have sisters or female friends that steal their feminine products…