So She Thinks She Can Fly

thebulkinator:

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

tumbledore-:

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Happy Good Friday

zishorty:

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'




A+ for gif usage

zishorty:

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

A+ for gif usage

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jason Jones and Aasif Mandvi discuss this segment in The Daily Show Correspondent Spotlight: Behind the Spotlight.

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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daily-harry-potter:

Found this in my parents pantry…http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

daily-harry-potter:

Found this in my parents pantry…
http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

Just a friendly reminder..

In 4 weeks..

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thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

fuckyeah1990s:


local-shop:
if youre in the market for 90s kid photos here are two of myself meeting some v important 90s icons. B)

Dang thats pretty cool. Thanks for submitting.

fuckyeah1990s:

local-shop:

if youre in the market for 90s kid photos here are two of myself meeting some v important 90s icons. B)

Dang thats pretty cool. Thanks for submitting.

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

I’m a lady with no impressive combative skills, but I would be happy to discuss the many reasons why violence is NOT the solution to your issues or opinions.

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

Except for people who have sisters or female friends that steal their feminine products… 

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

Except for people who have sisters or female friends that steal their feminine products…